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A collection of Groucho Marx Jokes and One Liners. Groucho Marx Stand Up Jokes A man's only as I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately.

Groucho Marx was born on October 2, To celebrate his birthday, here are his best jokes and quotes.

humorous one-liners, quotations, Murphy's Laws & much more

Groucho Marx quotes. Funny one-liners from his films with the Marx Brothers e.g: 'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'.

Description:Military justice is to justice what military music is to music Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! I've had a perfectly wonderful evening But this wasn't it Ice Water? If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! Blood's not thicker than money I was married by a judge I should have asked for a jury I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read Don't point that beard at me, it might go off Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter Someday I intend reading it He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you He really is an idiot Here's to our wives and girlfriendsmay they never meet! What's posterity ever done for me?

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